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RIT in a Nutshell

August 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Internet

My sister decided to snoop around Urban Dictionary and typed in her school name, Roanoke College.

roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income. 
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Feel the Power of the Schwartz

May 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Entertainment, Pictures

How many professors do you know that would sing in front of their class? Unless you’re taking music classes, I doubt you’ll be raising your hand for this one, but let me rephrase the question: How many Computer Science professors will create a parody of the course and then perform it in front of class [...]

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RIT: The Ban on Alcohol

February 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

There are five types of drinkers in this world: alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, drunks, college students and RIT students. Alcoholics go to Alcoholics Anonymous to become a recovering alcoholic whilst college students go to RIT to do the same. In the fall of 1997, RIT decided that it was a good idea to ban all alcohol [...]

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