My sister decided to snoop around Urban Dictionary and typed in her school name, Roanoke College.
roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.“welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?”
Curiously, I typed in the name of my school, RIT:
11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)
2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students
9,308 LAN parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs. marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg GPA, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301 anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.
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1 Aaron T. // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Oddly enough:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mcmaster
“a wicked awesome school in Ontario, Canada home to over 20, 000 students and faculty members, also home to some hot broads with big tits and also at the same time a large percentage of engineering and science nerds.
“Hey, where’s your engineering degree from?”
“McMaster”
“ohh shit man, i bet you got mad pussy there AND a good degree”
“duh”"
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